Hmm...if I ran for President first of all America would rock! Just the thought of me becoming President scares me and my friends. Okay now lets think what would I say to the American public? I would start by thanking everyone how voted for me, the little people. Then I would thank my campaign peeps and maybe my family and friends who would've had to put up with me! I, of course, would have someone write my speech for me then I'd read over it an hour before. I would be in hair and make up for hours looking perfect for all to see. We know one thing for sure I'd be the hottest president ever! George Washington eat your heart out! I'd take my time walking out on stage as if it were a runway. People would throw roses at my feet because they would adore me so much! Okay hold the phone...
Who in there right mind would even give me the idea to run for President? As you just read I would the worst President ever! I'd want a photo shoot in the oval office. Man the white house could hold some pretty sweet ass parties though. There I go again...dreamin'. Let's just stop while we're ahead! No President here, but we never talked about vice President did we?!
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